Psychologists Discover 2 Universally Hypnotic Words

A recent groundbreaking study, released April 1st, revealed that a team of psychologists has discovered 2 English-language words that, to native speakers, universally induce trance. Testing indicated that subjects began entering trance any time the 2 words were spoken in the correct order, setting off a transderivational search that rendered them powerless to resist the commands of the researchers.

Subjects were made to quack like ducks, and 80% of the subjects were compelled to sign over their bank accounts.

The 2 words were not specified in the early report, due to the ethical implications of freely releasing them to the public. Rather, they will be available in a downloadable eBook for $199.

In a related study, researchers also found that Internet searchers and bloggers need to be especially resistant to suggestion on the date April 1st, because in the United States that date is April Fool's Day, where pranks spring up across the Internet with planted stories and jokes.  ;-)


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